Land rights for gay whales.
Mystery over why seven sperm whales beached themselves at Ardrossan.
Six sperm whales were stuck on Parara Beach while a seventh was found north of the town jetty.
A memorial to the sperm whales which beached off the coast of Ardrossan was unveiled exactly one year on from the stranding.
Because every sperm whale is sacred
Every sperm whale is great
If a sperm whale is beached
God gets quite irate