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Solve the puzzle below. The first question will be answered with a number, like 5. The rest of the statements, the answer will be a word. You should know what to do to get the coordinates
1. There were twenty three cows in a field and twenty ate chicken. How many didn't?
2. This coffee tastes like mud. It should, it was fresh ?????? this morning
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it ???? back to me
4. The other day I held open a door for a clown, I thought it was a nice ??????
5. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a ??????"
6. My friends bakery burned down last night. Now his business is ?????
7. Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork but the heavier ones need a ?????
8. I think Santa has river front property in Brazil. All of our presents came from ?????? this year
9. The Butcher backed up into his meat grinder and got a little ?????? in his work
10. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was ?-??????
11. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got ???? it
12. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it ??? me.
13. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How ?????
14. "Denial ain't just a river in ?????"
15. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a ????"

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