The 1995 Dodge Intrepid: A vehicle that was nicknamed the Green Dumpster. One year a couple of my buddies added a decal to the hood, and for a time, the vehicle was known by a different (much less appropriate) name. Before any cosmetics were added to the vehicle, I was taking my nephew for a country drive. Driving toward a corner on County Road D, my nephew yells, “Hey look! Turkeys, over there!” Of course, I foolishly take my eyes off the road and miss the turn. I send the car flying into the ditch. With some skill, I manage to spin my way out of the ditch despite the ditch’s deep depression. In the process I managed to only lose a little plastic under framing off of the vehicle. To be honest, I wasn’t all that interested in seeing turkeys.
The cache is a small glass container wrapped in duct tape.