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Road to Nowhere Multi-Cache

This cache has been archived.

Cache the Bayman!: The Road to Nowhere is now a construction site, and appears to be going ahead... to somewhere!
Accordingly, this one is now going to have to be archived. :)

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Hidden : 2/19/2016
Difficulty:
5 out of 5
Terrain:
2.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:

We're on a road to nowhere...

What's up, Doc O'Keefe?

(With apologies to The Talking Heads)


Well we know where this road's goin'
And we know where it's been
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't believe what we see
It's a political football
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
But finishing this road is not

We're on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Takin' that ride to nowhere
We'll find this hide

I'm feelin' okay this mornin'
And you know,
We're on the road to Da Purl
Here we go, here we ... stop.

We're on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Takin' that ride to nowhere
Wish I could take off and glide!

Maybe you wonder where you are
Doc don't care
He wonders who'll clear the snow
Randy Simms... Randy Simms?

We're on a road to nowhere
We're on a road to nowhere
We're on a road to nowhere

There's Da Purl on my mind
I'd love to take this drive
and it's all right, baby, it's all right

It's so near yet so far away
Will they complete this road someday?
It's all right, baby, it's all right

I know just what to do:
Put a catapult here or two!
And it's all right, baby, it's all right
We're on a road to nowhere!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)