What smells worse than a jar full of zombies? Nothing! Fortunately, this jar isn't the real thing, just a representation. No way to get a jar that big, much less round up a horde of zombies to cram in it. So, enjoy this stench-free version and sign the log bearing wittness to your survival. Congratulations, now scram - but quietly you know how noise attracts them.
You'll have to get up very early or late or maybe you just won't beat him to it! Congratulations to unusualsuspect for his 798th FTF!!! Pretty amazing.