And the sign said "Long-haired freaky cachers need not make the find"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why.
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, GPS too."
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that: Huh! Me, cachin' with you!"
Whoa-a-oh!
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign!
All over Aberdeen, breakin' my mind -
Buy this, go hire that,
Can't you read the signs?
And the sign said anybody caught trespassin'
Would be shot on sight.
So I promise you that this is a fact:
"The coordinates are right!"
Though there's no fence to keep you out, they still have Mother Nature pinned.
If the developers were here I'd tell it to their faces: "Man, you're some kinda sinners!"
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign!
These used to be riding trails, it’s breakin' my mind -
Buy this, come rent that,
Can't you read the signs?
Now, hey you, cachers can't you see?
You can hire a backhoe or make your lawn green -
You can get your walls plastered and turn on your heat -
IS THERE REALLY A CACHE HERE?!?
And CtB! says a big Miracle Whip jar was camo’d for this hide...
WOOT!
(Insert massive air guitar here...)
And Cache the Bayman! said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, look up and pray."
And when the cachers looked around at the spruce and the fir, their map got a smile today!
So the finders put pen to the paper, and the logbook they did sign,
And said, "Thank you, CtB! for thinkin' 'bout me. I love your groovy hides!"
WHOA-A-OOOOOO! ;)
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign!
Nailed to the evergreens, breakin' my mind -
Found this, didn't find that, can you make this find?
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign!
Nailed to the evergreens, breakin' my mind -
Found this, didn't find that, can you make this find?
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign... ;)