A busy day at a small office somewhere in Adelaide
A man walks in carrying a brick bat and a putter. He starts yelling at the receptionist, the office manager and the tea lady. His twin brother enters with a similar arsenal and the same attitude.
The power goes out.
The sister of the twin brothers arrives with a copy of AS2187 and some ingrediants.
The office manager suffers a paper cut.
The receptionist has had enough of these shenigans and orders everyone out of the building.
The building next door collapses.
The sirens sound at the big house on the hill.
The mother of the brothers and sister arrives at the office. She has recently had a bilateral transhumeral amputation. She also does some yelling.
The tea lady forgets to turn off the urn and it boils dry.


