Wait a minute you say, where's the ode 
Well it turns out that I suck at writing that particular form of lyrical verse 
Several objectionable, odious and odoriferous odes were penned before I ended up opting out 
I still liked the sound of the title though — it has a certain sizzle to it — so I decided to keep it 
My favorite attribute: 
For those of you who might want a meatier hint, just post a note on this cache page — with an ode, limerick, haiku or maybe even a sonnet to your favorite attribute — and I'll 'message' you one 
You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude.
Congratulations to thanman2 for FTF.