HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS?
There are recognized "phases" associated with alien abduction :
- Being at a previously unknown location
- Thorough subject examination (may or may not include probing)
- Conference/communication using language that is unintelligible to others
- Tour of the surroundings
- Loss of Time
- Return to a known location
- Emotion response of either elation or regret
Do any of the phases sound familiar ?
Researchers have developed a checklist that can be helpful in the determination of an alien abduction experience.
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Have you ever been searching for something in the desert and suddenly realized that time has inexplicably disappeared?
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Have you ever been woken up by a device that emits light and constantly buzzes/beeps at random intervals?
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Have you ever been suddenly compelled to drive or walk to an out of the way or unknown area in the middle of the night?
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Have you ever wandered through the woods at night in search of reflective or glowing objects?
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Have you ever been drawn to a location and found yourself standing with small groups of strangers?
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Have you realized that you have developed impulsive or addictive behaviours?
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Have you found the need to leave your home and venture into open spaces at least once every 24 hours?
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Have you ever had the feeling you are being watched... and your impulse is to immediately crouch down to tie your shoe?
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Have you had electronic devices malfunction at the most inconvenient moments?
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Have you developed an interest in ecology or the environment?
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Do you have a strong sense of mission -- without being able to explain where the the compulsion is coming from?
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Have you developed an obsession with numbers and/or iconography?
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Have you found yourself drawn to metal objects such as lamp posts, guard rails and traffic signs?
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Have there been occasions where you have arrived at a remote location with the feeling of having been there before?
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Have you developed unique or uncommon phobias? (i.e. fear of pine trees, wet paper and the letters D, N & F) ?
If you answered "Yes" to several of these questions...
there is a possibility that you may have been abducted by aliens..
If you encounter a stranger and you wish to determine if they are an alien - it is suggested that you politely ask for identification.
For example... "Hello. I believe you are an alien. Do you have any identification?"
If they produce something that looks like this :
...then they are most likely an Alien.
It is recommended that you do not ask strangers questions regarding the size of their probe.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE