Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray!
Q. What do witches race on?
A. Vroomsticks!
Q. What is the problem with twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A. A sand-witch!
Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W!
Q. Who turns the lights off at Halloween?
A. The light’s witch.
Q. Who went into a witch’s den and came out alive?
A. The witch.
Q Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
A. She saw there was no future in it.