"tb" is bored.
"tb" is depressed.
What happens when "tb" is not happy? (Besides talking in the third person and rambling on and on?)
"tb" PLACES A CACHE!
But not just any cache. A cache guaranteed to have no nutritional value at all.
A cache that isn't immoral, illegal or fattening.
"tb" insures the cache has all of the following:
A micro container.
A logbook.
A so-so view. (Better if you like ordinary folks in metal boxes driving up and down two concrete ribbons.)
A very short drive along a VERY narrow country road.
A pull-off spot.
(insert more "tb" rambling here.)
'nuff said