This cache is being placed on and in celebration of my favorite holiday: Thanksgiving! It is an extremely unique cache and it will blow your mind away with its epic greatness. You must bring a phone with you so that you can call all of your friends, relatives, co-workers, and high school teachers to tell them about how this find altered your life with its epic amazingness.
Items you will need to get this cache include bear mace, snow pants (especially in late summer), the “enter” key on your keyboard, a green colored pencil (hunter or kelly green preferred… no neon green please), and ½ cup of 2% milk.
To find the correct coordinates, you will need to use these clues:
If the tangent is 72 and the sum of the circumference and diameter is 1, what color is the bear?
Bananas are the only vegetable that you peel.
2+9+3(2) = JK
How do you get straight As? By using a tape measure!!!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot + ROTFL = U + GC
The lead singer in System of a Down used to be married to Tom Felton’s current wife, Amy Schumer.
There are approximately two buttons (the kind on clothes, not electronics) in the world for every three people. Why?
According to Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the answer to everything is 94.
Cats don't have belly buttons
Madagascar is home to many unique animals, including the green speckled cresthound.
I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little stitious.
President Grover Cleveland was the first president to professionally skateboard. How many skateboards did he have that were red?
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
If I had a nickel for every time someone said I looked like Hugh Jackman, I wouldn’t have any nickels.
I’m not sure if I’ve conquered writer’s block at this moment, or if I’m just writing nonsense.
You’ll have to reach up pretty high to get this. Be aware of your surroundings as there is a skunk nest right at GZ.
You can check your answers for this puzzle on GeoChecker.com.