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Moisturize Me! EarthCache

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Hidden : 3/29/2016
Difficulty:
5 out of 5
Terrain:
5 out of 5

Size: Size:   other (other)

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Geocache Description:

Oh now, don't stare. I know. I know. It's shocking, isn't it? I've had my chin completely taken away. And look at the difference! Look how thin I am. Thin and dainty. I don't look a day over two thousand.  

MOISTURIZE ME! MOISTURIZE ME!

Darlings, you must take care of your skin, especially if skin is all you have left after 708 plastic surgeries.

Planets have skin, but it is called a crust. A dry flaky thing it is, too, if it is not moisturized. Can you imagine looking like this dreadful planet?

Without moisture, the dry surface of mud can't stretch over the lower layers and splits into dry polygonal cracks that will crumble to bits. Eventually, the top layer might even curl like dry dead skin.

Oh dear, I feel my skin starting to get tight again. MOISTURIZE ME! MOISTURIZE ME! Hurry! I mustn't allow my silky smooth skin to dry and crack!

Ahhh, that's better. Do you think it's cheap looking like this? Flatness costs a fortune! Remember to take good care of your planet's skin too, and don't let it get dry and crack into dreadful ugly scales. Lady Cassandra will be pleased. Oh dear, I feel it again! MOISTURIZE ME! MOISTURIZE ME!

Logging Tasks

1. Mud is an excellent exfoliator, but you must use a good moisturizer.
2. Apply the moisturizer all over your skin until you are smooth and silky.
3. Post a photo of your face covered in moisturizing cream. (this is optional)

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

ZBVFGHEVMR ZR! ZBVFGHEVMR ZR!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)