Listen up maggot! Welcome to Logging Improvement Boot Camp!
I am Major G. O. Payne and you have been sent here for the offense of bad cache logging. A Private Joker over here copied and pasted the same log into 27 caches in a row! And listen to this log from Private Pyle. "TN/LN SL TFTC." I can't tell if that's supposed to be a log, or the secret recipe for Alpha Bits!
But there is good news, maggots! You can learn to improve your cache logging! I will teach you! By the time you finish this course, your days of three-word cache logs are OVER!
Your first obstacle is called a Liar's Cache. It's a simple geocache and even Pyle should be able to get to it easily. So why the high difficulty rating? That's where the lie comes in!
Your mission is to seek out and find this simple cache, but to log it as if it were a 5/5. And I expect detail! I want to hear, in just the on-line log, about broken limbs, four-mile hikes uphill both ways, days of searching. I expect creativity! I expect ingenuity! And most of all, I expect substance!
Hop to it, maggots!
Absolutely nothing truthful can be logged other than the fact you found it.
To find this cache you will find that the easiest access will be by being lowered to ground zero from a helicopter. However if funding prevents this you may also achieve a find with no less than the following equipment: Rappelling gear, a book on Survival for Dummies, a greased otter, a portable fog horn and a six-pack of Cola. Once on scene with this equipment, the rest will be up to you
Note: The reason that this geocache was created in the first place was to promote the creation of original and entertaining logs, especially from those geocachers who do not typically write such logs. It was originally implemented such that anyone who wished to log it as a find was required to write a creative and robust log. The intent is to encourage the expansion of ideas. That remains the intent and basis of this geocache, and it is requested that finders please put forth the effort to write a creative log. Doing so lends respect to the owner of the cache and those watching the cache, and doing so also lends credibility and respect to the log writer himself. However, it is not a requirement in order to log this cache as a find. The cache owner and the followers of this cache hope that anyone who chooses to log a find on this cache also chooses to abide by the intent - your entertaining logs are greatly appreciated. Thanks.
Alright, find this cache and log your find appropriately. Although I will not delete any logs, any log that doesn't measure up to the requirement above is going to be encrypted so only the creative, well-written logs are readable.