One cache comes to you easier
And the next one seems so hard -
And the ones Cache the Bayman! gives you
Don't make any sense at all
Go ask Alice,
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you're stompin' through the brush
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking Bayman
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men at Wing n' It
Get up and tell you where to go
And you just had Cora's wild mushrooms
And your mind is moving slow...
Go ask Alice!
I think she'll know!
When logic, and the Bayman!
Have you at the coordinates!
And the flower children are talking backwards!
And the dentist's off his head!
Remember...
What the Bayman said -
Bring your pen...
Bring your pen!!!