Some interesting facts about Humana Absconditum Thesaurum Venator, or that most intrepid of creatures, the human cache hunter:
•Actually found around the world, on every continent and even our oceans.
•Examples of this amazingly precocious and sociable creature have even found their way into space.
•Come in an amazing array of shapes, sizes and ages.
•They can run at an average speed of 28 mph (45 km/h).
•Their average lifespan is 81.5 years, but can be drastically shortened due to a proclivity for staring at electronic devices while walking in hazardous areas.
•Common traits can include a love of the outdoors, a sense of adventure, and a desire to seek out and search for Tupperware in the woods.