The Hill Gang mused, "What's wrong with all ye?"
I said "Dwighty, can't you see?
You've gone to far with your austerity
The thoughts of your levy are killin' me!"
And Cathy I can't drive my car!
This new gas tax is goin' too far!
Cathy I can't drive my car-
So much for your Drive-Thrus!
I told Dwight that my prospects weren't good
He said "Bayman, it's understood
Working for peanuts is all very fine-
But I can still squeeze you out of your last dime!"
And Cathy I can't drive my car!
The last open library is too far!
Cathy I can't drive my car -
Cathy, we're gettin' screwed!
Beep beep (I'm cursin') yeah!
Beep beep (I'm cursin') yeah!
Beep beep (I'm cursin') yeah!
And Cathy I can't drive my car!
This new gas tax is goin' too far!
Cathy I can't drive my car -
So much for your Drive-Thrus!
Then Cathy said she'd get on it right away
She said, "Listen Bayman, I got something to say
Empty Drive-Thrus would break my rich heart
So I'll rig them for rickshaws and that's a start!"
But Cathy I can't drive my car!
Dialysis is now too far!
Cathy I can't drive my car!
Keep your damn nuggets!
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
We cursin' big time, yeah!
You want fries with that, yeah?
You want lies with that, yeah?
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
We cursin' big time, yeah!
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah