Come on! It’s time to go! We’re on stage soon!
Don’t Panic! In Detroit, when Motown acts went on stage they used to make ‘em wait an hour every night!
Yes but you’re not Michael Jackson, you’re a dodgy drummer in a covers band playing a poor version of “The Jean Genie”.
Oh take it easy lads! You’re all acting like your completely cracked! Actors and musicians should be chilled before taking the stage – it’s a tradition, or an old charter, or something…
Enough of this! We’re wasting time! Let’s collect our instruments, let’s get on stage and afterwards, let’s spend the night together getting well and truly tipsy. And for goodness sake touch up your make up, you look dreadful!
But I already said…. What’s the panic? In Detroit they have it cracked. Act or sing, but don’t get wound up about anything……….but ok…you’re right…LETS GO!!