CACHE: A cache for fun in reverse. Can be reached from a wheelchair. Please replace as found. Remember righty tighty lefty loosey, or is it early bird gets the worm, or it's always in the last place you look? Ah, nevermind. I think you'll figure it out without hints and you'll most likely make it harder than it should be.
OPTIONAL: I'd like you to write a story about your worst geocaching experience, or tell me a tall tale of what would be your worst nightmare out caching. Exaggerate if you wish. An everything that could go wrong did go wrong scenario. [For those asking: this is why it's rated a 5, most people find it difficult to write a story.]
PRIZE: Hate to be a bummer but there's no prizes, no gifts, no checks in the mail. The only positive about this cache is your smiley for signing the log.
[FTF] goes to Woodtrain and [STF] goes to Grazing Bear