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CAUTION: Seriously, use extreme caution when arriving at this event. Literally every puzzler for the hide is irritated and irrational at this point. Join me at your own risk. More seriously, I'm just gonna eat some breakfast at a place I love that doesn't exist in my neighborhood and then go caching up north. One person to join me would be enough. More would be funner.
$10 FIRST-TO-ARRIVE REWARD: If you're still reading, then maybe you are the type that rises to such a challenge. I offer an all-the-grits-you-can-eat-for-$10-or-less to the first person or team that joins me at the Waffle House. I'll throw in an extra $300 for the person or team that 1) emails me a full explanation of the puzzle solution to GC5ZMCJ, 2) <no other condition> and 3) <no other condition>. (This offer never expires unless I solve it first.)