You see we last saw out sleuth master walking down the side walk not too far from here, when out of the wood, a slimy character covered in slimy sludge bonked him over the head and stole his prized green water bottle full of diamonds. Who knew they were in the water bottle who could have??
This guy smelled, no he reeked of sewage, of sludge, of things a person can't unsmell...And he had the sharpest, largest blade he had ever seen, so be careful, or you might get cut.....and when you do find him, or the green water bottle....be so gentle with it, and be sure to not be seen, or you may just get bonked on the head....
Good luck you sleuths...and please help SherloX get his diamonds back...