Triangle Yam
Particle yam, particle yam
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle yam
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle yam
Triangle yam, Triangle yam
Triangle yam hates particle yam
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle yam
Universe yam, Universe yam
Size of the entire universe yam
Usually kind to smaller yam
Universe yam
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful yam, universe yam
Person yam, person yam
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person yam
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person yam?
Degraded yam, person yam
Triangle yam, triangle yam
Triangle yam hates person yam
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle yam