How to remain a Happy Camper Top 5
1. Bring Bug Spray
2. Be near the bathrooms when camping with kids.
3. Bring a lighter with you, chances are your stick matches will find a way to get wet!
4. Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over a open fire.
5. In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.