I'm made of wood, I sometimes get contacted by a ball that is sent my way. You don't have to worry about striking out! You will want to get this turkey!
Don't make a run for the border or else this one could leave you sizzlin. If you get tired, you can rest close by. Plenty of parking close by to stretch your legs before traveling down my lane. Be careful, if you go too far to one side, you may end up in the gutter! BYOP, Log only!
***Congrats to GJR on the FTF!***