Well, it really didn't work out the way I had planned but I think you'll get the idea. I kept looking for the right trees and this was what I came up with, something that would work while minimizing the chances of me falling and maiming myself alone, smashiing my cell phone which had lousy reception anyway.
Not sure how long this setup will last. If you see that something is messed up, let me know.
Vs lbh pyvzo ng nyy, lbhe ybt jvyy or qryrgrq. :)