No, But I have a jetski.

When I asked Footnotes coach if he had a kayak because I needed someone with a kayak to take me to a cache out in the middle of Canyon Lake, he answered with those fateful words, "No, but I have a jetski."  Little did he know that he had set himself on a new course for his life.  Although he had been happily single for 20 years, our trip out to the cache here became our first date.  After finding the cache, he taught me to waterski over along the cliffs to the west.  Oh, I was trying so hard to get up on those skis, and I did it!  We've been pretty much inseparable ever since, and we still like to come out on the lake with the jetski. Life is good.