Ahoy, me cachin' buckos. Normally a swashbucklin' pirate like meself would be wantin' to keep me treasures hidden in me own pockets! But I be a nice, friendly sort o' fello' ‘n be thinkin' it better to share me jolly fortune. So if ye landlubbers be ready to get a look at me geobooty, ye’re goin’ to have to set the sails for it. A nice pirate I may be, but I not be goin’ to just put me gold right into ye're hands. First ye’ll be needin’ to study me treasure map, but ye won’t be seein’ it here! Ye be having to click on th' link below. The numbers me left ye above be only the place to be steerin’ ye’re vessel. When ye think ye’ve got the location o’ me geobooty, ye can begin ye’re search. If ye’re lucky enough to find me treasure, leave ye’re mark ‘n and bury it deep fer another bucko to come lookin’ fer it. But beware! Ye better not be attractin’ any muggles to it, or I'll be hoistin' me Jolly Roger and headin’ yer way and ye’ll be walkin’ th’ plank! Make sure ye carry yer own pen in ye’re breeches.
I be wishin’ you luck on ye’re adventure and hopin’ it not be too haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
Here be th' link to me treasure map: Treasure Map. Make sure ye click on the green flag to get me further instructions.