Well, I went out exploring one morning, and came across a nice area to place a cache. After getting coordinates, I headed back to my truck. When I got home, I sat down at the computer to write up the cache page. Uh oh. The coords didn't save to my gps! No worries, I still remember them. But now, I have to write them out somehow quick before I forget. Hmm, how could I do this without my spot being compromised? Of course, a puzzle. Ok, now here's where I screwed up. I went to sleep, and when I woke up to finish the page-I had forgotten the coords. And, to make matters worse, all I have is this jargon to go off of...
You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude. FTF honors go to... carhammer??