The ancient Daleks are ravaging the natural resources of my home-world, now secret plans have been revealed to alter, and sow division among your planet tribal leaders, and program your planet for invasion.
Please sign the available petition to show the High Council that there may be some sentient beings on your minor planet, that it may be worthy to be saved.
I'm calling urgently, before the Daleks intercept this message and snach the petition capsule.