Stupid. But not just any kind of stupid though. Sometimes the breadth and depth of my mistake makes me think "of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, '... I drank what?'"
Please, do NOT attempt to travel to this location.
The final coordinates are:
N 42 31.(n + 1)(n - 5)(n) W 83 45.(n + 1)(n - 5)(n - 2)
Where n = the number of letters in the last name of the professorial adversary of the person attributed to this quote. Note that this is simple addition/subtraction and substitution. No multiplication.
Nafjref ner onfrq ba VZQo.