In the middle of the show, Ole stands up and yells at the ventriloquist, "HEY! You've been making too many jokes about us Norwegians! Knock it off ya bum!" The ventriloquist replies, "Take it easy. They're only jokes!" Ole replies, "You idiot, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to dat little guy sitting on yer knee!"
Ole was on his deathbed and implored his wife Lena, "Lena, ven I'm gone, I vant you to marry Sven Svenson". "Vy Sven Svenson?" his wife asked. "You've hated him all of your life!" "Still do," gasped Ole.
The Swedes and the Norwegians had a football game, starting at 10 a.m. For two hours they played a scoreless game. When the lunch bell rang at high noon, the Norwegians walked off the field to go home for lunch. Three plays later, the Swedes scored.
A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Norwegian joke. The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, "He's Norwegian.'' Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, "He's Norwegian.'' The bartender finished, ``Now think about whether you want to tell that joke, because I'm Norwegian, too.'' The customer replied, "I guess I won't tell that joke after all. I'd have to explain it three times.''