Welcome to the Loveland Classical Schools geocaching club cache...
Once upon a time... a motly crew of geocachers including Red Panda, Mr. Awesomeness, Infamous llama-bird, lasagna duck, banana guy bob, kabob, a face, kirbycat, Larrew, Kazuto Kirigaya, obiwan, and ducktape computer were ghost hunting when they decided to go geocaching. They found the container full of lasagna and decided to moo around GZ crazily. They all proceeded to run into the same telephone pole at the exact same time. After waking up, they went off to the "Club Flood" restaurant.. where kirbycat chopped off his finger. He woke up in the hospital and his finger had been replace with a potato. Everyone was there and watched him eat his bandaged finger potato. Kabob was splattered in the face with jelly blood. She wiped off the jellyblood as Kirbycat ran over shouting "potatoes for everyone" throwing potatoes at everyone. Suddenly the whole group woke up in Mr. Polley's class.. and suffered polley's wrath for having dozed off. It had all been a dream. Obese potato cows suddenly appeared in the classroom, along with the hamburger hero squad. That too was a dream within a dream, inside several other dreams.
Banana guy bob then woke up.... face burried in a plate of mashed potatoes. Mom was yelling at him to finish his taters...
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Written by the LCS geocaching club