"Long ago I met an old lady in the forest who asked me to borrow my GPS. Upon my refusal she grew very angry 
and told me: "I am the Geocaching Witch and I hereby curse you like this: from now on, each time a new geocache is published, the closer it is to your home, the less likely you will be to FTF!"
Ever since, the FTF curse has followed me,"
-Cattivikkio
Gömd i denna mossiga trollskog så uråldrig
Har älvor och vättar gömt svaret på sorglig
Har du en förbannelse eller annat magiskt straffregister
Finns här något magiskt som kan ta dig ur detta klister
Cachen har ingen penna