A pink granite drum sitting on a cubic base and trough. It sat in pieces by the side of the road for over a year, but has recently been put back together. Is not the first time it's been in pieces as locals say that it was originally placed further down the hill until it fell over in a gale some years ago. It is said to have rolled down the nearby hill and lost its trough and original lamp en route.
What happened to it this time we have no idea, but it looks much better put back together
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DO NOT DRINK THE WATER
Ironically, the donor was a butcher
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