TOMB OF THE LOST SKELETON...
A cache so scary you'll be sterilized with fear!*
Once you have located this fleshless horror and signed your name in the forbidden Book of Bones, be sure and return it to the tomb exactly as you found it, or it may end up free to roam the countryside, menacing all in its path with a sense of humor so lame its victims will die from disinterest. Mind you don't leave any trace of your hunt, or the Lost Skeleton may return — again and again! — just to track you down and put you to sleep... permanently!
SEE! A tomb more frightening than Damned Rodan's living room!
SEE! Millions of panicked geocachers running for their lives!
SEE! TOMB OF THE LOST SKELETON—Coming to a GPS near you!
Congratulations to Bentley, FTF!
*Dedicated to the good Larry Blamire, whose devotion to science exceeds all scientific boundaries.