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Bratwursttag

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Hidden : Thursday, 13 April 2017
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Döner Kebap … je to resnična Nemčija? Dönerstag? Resno? Ne spravljajte me v smeh!


Dönerstag? Döner Kebap? Oh, come on. Give me a break! Everybody knows that we Germans eat only sausages.


Döner Kebab na mizi nemške družine nima kaj iskati. Mir mi dajte s tem mesom, ki se peče na navpično postavljenih vrtečih se nabodalih. Pa še smrdi! Pravi Nemec (kot sem recimo jaz, haha, samo poglejte moj avatar ali mojo internetno ikono, ki porabljam za geocaching…) uživa samo horizontalno pečeno meso in se ne baše z vertikalnim kebapom. Nikoli! NIEMALS!


Vsi zelo dobro vemo, da Nemci najraje jedo klobase (Wurst), kislo zeljo (Sauerkraut) in krompirjevo solato (Kartoffelsalat). Predvsem obožujemo klobasice. Mi Nemci res pojemo veliko klobas. Jaz osebno vsaj enkrat na dan. Včasih, recimo med vikendom, tudi že za zajtrk jem kakšno belo bavarsko klobaso (slavno Bayrische Weisswurst), edino klobaso, ki ji moraš olupiti kožo preden jo zaužiješ in ki ji lahko jeste le do poldneva. Weisswürste se jedo s sladkim senfom, spremljajo jih lahko le preste (Brezel) in pivo (Bier).


Prisegam pri vsemogočni materi Merkel (Ich schwöre bei der heiligen Mutti Merkel!), da je to čista resnica! Ena izmed tipičnih jedi, ki (jaz in) moji sorojaki zelo radi uživajo ob VSEH priložnostih, je znamenita pečenica ali Bratwurst.



Seveda smo tudi zelo dobri pivci piva. Pijemo vsaj en liter ali Maß na dan in to najraje na ljudskih veselicah (Bier- ali Oktoberfest). A ste vedeli, da tovarne piva (Brauerei) so v vsaki nemški vasi? Ja, klobase in pivo, to je resnična Nemčija. Tipični Nemec je pedanten, natančen, racionalen, strog, delaven in čustveno hladen klobasojedec in pivopivec.

Pa ne smemo pozabiti, da smo najboljši inženirji na svetu in najbolj skopi turisti, ki vedno nosijo medicinske natikače in bele športne nogavice (Gesundheitssandalen und weiße Sportsocken im Urlaub sind Pflicht!). In seveda smo VEDNO točni (Die Deutschen sind immer pünktlich.). Tudi ko si pijan kot krava (sicer mi ni jasno, zakaj bi bila ravno krava pijana, hmmm, mogoče imajo slovenske krave druge navade…) je v nemški kulturi pričakovano, da se prikažeš točno ob dogovorjeni uri.

Poleg vsega naštetega pa je Nemčija tudi domovina vrtnih škratov, avtocest brez omejitev hitrosti (Freie Fahrt auf der Autobahn!), dragih in okolju prijaznih (glej VW-Skandal) avtomobilov (Nemški patrioti vozijo izključno nemške, domače avte.) in najbolj nadarjenih nogometašev (Wir sind WELTMEISTER!).

Hmmm, zdi se mi, da sem nekaj pomembnega pozabil. Ampak kaj? Ah ja, seveda, zdaj pa vem. Kot vsi (ki mi že osebno poznate) dobro veste, sem jaz kot povprečni Nemec VEDNO oblečen v tradicionalne usnjene hlače ali Lederhosen.  

A poznate mogoče še kakšne druge stereotipe o Nemčiji? Potem pridete na dogodek Bratwursttag in jih delite z mano.

Kdaj?

Od 13.00 do 13.30. Prosim, bodite točni! Seid bitte pünktlich! Že veste zakaj, glej zgoraj…

Kje?

Na izhodiščnih koordinatah. Mimogrede, tam lahko res pojeste zelo dobre klobase, ampak imajo samo Kranjske (Krainerwurst). Švab bo enkrat drugič (mogoče na naslednjem eventu, geolovski Oktoberfest?) za vas pekel prave nemške Bratwürste.

 

PS: Namen tega dogodka je združenje, geočvek (in kosilo). Tokrat ne bo nobeno loterijo in ne bodo nobene darila. Samo, da ne boste razočarani.

PS II: Iskreno rečeno, edini pravi namen tega dogodka je, da tudi mi Ljubljančani (in ni samo Kranjčani, Koprčani in Velenjčani) dobimo tisti suvenirčekwink.

 




ENGLISH:


To set some things straight. Germans do not eat Döner Kebap. NEVER! NIEMALS! You will not find any piece of Döner Kebap on the dining table of a typical German family (by the way, what is a typical German family?...). Whatever, this event is dedicated to the world-famous Bratwurst. Everybody knows that we love and worship all kinds of sausages. Real Germans even enjoy Wurst for breakfast (see Bavarian Weisswurst), of course only with beer and pretzel.

Yep, we Germans are one of these unlucky nations that are stigmatised for all times with some of the world's stickiest national stereotypes. Here is a selection of the most common ones:

1. We have NO sense of humor. (The German organizer of this event gives perfect evidence of the truth of this stereotype.)

2. Germans are very organized, overly accurate, extremely punctual, absolutely rational, and mega responsible people. (Well, in my case it is mostly organized chaos…)

3. We love our German cars more than anything else in the world. (Okay, I would say there is some truth to it. At least for a few male specimens of the indigenous German tribes living in VW- and BMW-land.)

4. Germans are very rude people. Yes, I totally agree. No question about it. Just look at me and how harsh and unfriendly I interact with my Slovene geocaching colleagues. (Actually, I think it has to do a lot with our language which is extremely precise, sometimes a bit too precise to be always tactful and diplomatic.)

For more (untrue) stereotypes about the Germans look at the picture in the listing.

Now it is up to you. Are there any other German stereotypes that you want to share with me and the Slovene geocaching community? Well, then do not hesitate and come to my Bratwurst event. I am looking forward to being insulted by you.

When?

The event last exactly (!) from 13.00 to 13.30 o'clock. Be right on time if you want to sign the logbook! You know, we Germans hate unpunctuality.

Where?

See header coordinates. By the way, this is a place where you can enjoy the best sausages on this side of the Alps (Krainerwurst). If you want to taste real good sausages wink, you have to migrate north to the homeland of Bratwurst.    

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

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(letter above equals below, and vice versa)



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