When the announcement was made that the next installment of the Star Wars franchise (Star Wars - The Charity Shops Strike Back) was to be filmed in Coatbridge, hundreds of local residents were audutioned for bit parts in the new film. However, two local amature actors, Beansprout and Turnip, did not make the cut. They were so enraged, that they stormed off set still in their costumes. No-one has seen or heard of them since, but the recent discovery of the wreckage of a plywood Tie Fighter puts them in the vacinity of Drumpellier Home Farm. Please approach carefully, as it is believed that they are still armed, and may still be annoyed at being turned down. Good luck Rebel Fighter....may the farce be with you.