Mitt absoluta favoritspel (eller spelserie ska man kanske säga) är Monkey Island från Lucas Arts. Spelet, som är gjort för PC, handlar om wannabe-piraten Guybrush Threepwood och hans äventyr i karibiens övärld, i jakt på att få bli en ökänd pirat, besegra piraten LeChuck och kanske även vinna Elaines hjärta.
Nu ska du få bekanta dig med ett viktigt inslag i en pirats liv: svärdsdueller! I Monkey island handlar det inte om att träffa så bra som möjligt med svärdet, utan att få till så slagkraftiga förolämpningar som möjligt. Kombinera ihop respektive förolämpning med rätt replik.
| Förolämpning: |
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Replik: |
| Nord: |
7 |
At least mine can be identified. |
| You're the ugliest monster ever created! |
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2 |
I am rubber, you are glue |
| En garde! Touché! |
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6 |
I could, if you would use some breath spray. |
| Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! |
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1 |
I look THAT much like your fiancée? |
| Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! |
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5 |
If you don't count all the ones you've dated. |
| I'll hound you night and day! |
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3 |
I'm shaking! I'm shaking! |
| Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated! |
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8 |
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. |
| Would you like to be buried, or cremated? |
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9 |
Oh, that is so cliché. |
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9 |
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay! |
| 0 |
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. |
| Öst: |
1 |
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. |
| You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee. |
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1 |
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. |
| I have never seen such clumsy swordplay! |
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4 |
Too bad they're all fabricated. |
| Killing you would be justifiable homicide! |
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6 |
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet. |
| You can't match my witty repartee! |
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2 |
With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. |
| Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified! |
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7 |
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. |
| When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified! |
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8 |
You would have, but you were always running away. |
| I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated! |
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5 |
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated. |