Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the opossum it could be done.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was chicken.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!
Why did the chicken join the band? Because it already had drumsticks.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To stretch its legs.
Why don't chickens like people? They beat eggs.
Day caching ONLY, please! Placed with permission.