Up there in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No, it's Stupor Duck!
Yes, it's Stupor Duck. Possessing extraordinary powers, this strange being from another planet is ...
Faster than a bullet!
More powerful than a speeding locomotive!
Able to leap the tallest buildings.
Disguised as Cluck Trent, a mild mannered reporter on a metropolitan newspaper, Stupor Duck fights an endless battle against the forces of evil!
This is a job for Stuuuuuuuupor Duck!
No leaping tall buildings required, though a little tree engineering may be required to retrieve the cache. Make sure the coast is clear before entering the hideout that Aardvark Ratnik or his evil minions aren't near.