If Dr. Seuss Were a Geocacher Traditional Cache

This is one of those devilish hides so I thought I'd give you some reading on the cache page, for when you get tired of looking.

Things may have been diferent in the world of children's books if Dr. Seuss had come along a few years later.

 I am Nash
Nash with a rash.

That Nash with a rash
That Nash with a rash!
I do not like that Nash with a rash.

I do not like to Geo-Cache

I would not find them, Nash with a rash.
I do not like to Geo-Cache.

Would you find them here or there?

I would not find them here or there.
I would not find them anywhere.
I do not like to Geo-Cache.
I would not find them, Nash with a rash.

Would you find them in a house?
Would you find them with a mouse?

I would not find them in a house.
I would not find them with a mouse.
I would not find them here or there.
I would not find them anywhere.
I do not like to Geo-Cache.
I would not find them, Nash with a rash.

Would you find them in a box?
Would you find them with a fox?

Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse.
I would not find them here or there.
I would not find them anywhere.
I do not like to Geo-Cache.
I would not find them, Nash with a rash.

Would you? Could you? In a car?
Find them! Find them! Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may find them. You will see.
Would you find them in a tree?

I would not, could not, in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I would not find them in a box.
I would not find them with a fox.
I would not find them in a house.
I would not find them with a mouse.
I would not find them here or there.
I would not find them anywhere.
I would not find a Geo-Cache.
I would not find them, Nash with a rash.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Nash! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I would not find them with a mouse.
I would not find them in a house.
I would not find them here or there.
I would not find them anywhere.
I do not like to Geo-Cache.
I would not find them, Nash with a rash.

Say! In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
In the dark.

Would you, could you,
In the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not find them, Nash, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I would not find them here or there.
I would not find them anywhere!

I do not like to Geo-Cache.
I would not find them, Nash with a rash.

Could you, would you,
With a goat?

I would not, could not.
With a goat!

Would you, could you,
On a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I would not, could not, with a goat.
I would not find them in the rain.
I would not find them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I would not find them in a box.
I would not find them with a fox.
I would not find them in a house.
I would not find them with a mouse.
I would not find them here or there.
I would not find them anywhere!

I do not like to Geo-Cache.
I would not find them, Nash with a rash.

You do not find them.
So you say.
Find one! Find one!
And you may.
Find one and you may I say.

Nash!
If you will let me be,
I will find ONE.
You will see.
(…and he makes his first find.)

Say!
I found a Geo-Cache!
I found one! I found one, Nash with a rash!
And I would find them in a boat!
And I would find them with a goat.
And I will find them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so fun, so fun you see!

So I will find them in a box.
And I will find them with a fox.
And I will find them in a house.
And I will find them with a mouse.
And I will find them here and there.
Say! I will find them anywhere!

I do like to Geo-Cache!
Thank you! Thank you,
Nash with a rash.

Thank you Theo Seuss, AKA: Dr. Seuss, for all your creative books.

The poem has nothing to do with the cache location, I just like Dr, Seuss.