My cache arrived just the other day
It came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay
It was FTF while I was away
And they was talking 'fore I knew it, and as it grew
They'd say, there's maintenance log for you
there's maintenance log for you
And the cat's in the cache and A track able spoon
The thing is soaked and a new log is due
When you coming here
I don't know when
But we'll get you logged in then
You know we'll have a good time then