Hello my little guinea pigs, are you ready for this?
Frustrated minds and tired feet is my recipe for bliss
But I'm not all bad, I appreciate, and so I have for you
In return for your submission the beauty of a view
But be warned easy riders, I suggest that you dismount
I will not be a simple notch in your pathetic cache count
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Before we start, sit with Maureen
Now stand, enjoy what she's overseen
Look down below and you'll see our ten
Note its location, you'll need these again
Stuck? Waypoint One, a few you'll see
They're even numbered one to three
At Waypoint Two, if you go here
Maureen's object is immersively clear
Think you've got it, walk down to our ten
Armed with some smarts, paper and pen
Sea at your six, number zero through nine
Don't need 2020 for this code to be fine.
N a3° 75.c436
W 4° a6.bdae
If you've solved it, well done, you bring me joy
Now walk little piggy, be a good girl (or boy)!
To have a goodyear, sit next to Frank
A photo opp of the highest rank
Look like a pirate, about to prevail?
Get to the sharp end of this trail?
As you wish, next up, a pointless quest
It's mean I know, but its for the best
Y = God Bless. How many E's in her first name?
G = "Time past and future". Last two digits the same?
S = "Beschoneria Yucciodes", what's its key?
L = Walter was born in 19?3
D = How many steps come as a two?
A = How many letters in nearby venue?
P = G00?0 on LP
R = Lights up the treasure that's empty
With the Tarrant brothers, another sit?
E = What is Bill's final digit?
51382755
You may have noticed you solved nine but needed six
Sorry, but there is a Point to my evil tricks
And less not forget, the beauty you've seen
So.... are you heading back to Maureen?
I should leave you but maybe one last clue
At the brick border, straight ahead of you
Or if you figured out R, I'll cut you some slack
See the corner one? Now count R back.