Old Stinky Sweater Bones
Chill in your toes?
Chatter in your clothes?
Ha hah ha. You better beware.
Cause that’s when Ol’ Stinky Sweater Bones comes a crawling,
Out from under the leaves, pulling cachers down by their knees.
Before they can fuss, souls are dragged into the brush,
While your shell rots in the dirt, your essence will be trapped in a box.
So if you spy his glowing gaze?
Bwa hah ha! He is on your trail.
Run, flee with haste! Spare no time!
Stand to the right of the bench with the fork behind you.
Walk in the SE direction it is pointing 45ish feet.
Step into the ditch next to the rooty tree.
Hurry, before Ol' Stinky Sweater Bones catches up,
Cause he will gobble you up, unless you have the mark.
So reach into the mouth of the hollow log, grab the box, and Stamp the symbol,
Put it back and rush out of the woods. Never ever come back.
Because Old Stinky Sweater Bones doesn't forget,
and he has all the time in the world to sit and wait.
Please do not take the letterbox stamp.