Each cache in this series is after the a character from the show, The Office. If the first cache was dedicated to the character with the most lines, this character had the least at only 405 lines...but most of them stole the show - something he would do if could, since he loves stealing and stopped caring a long time ago. This former acting branch manager claims to be born in 1925, and joined the band Grass Roots in the 60’s (fun fact, the actor who plays this character REALLY did), but this character did more than just music. He made more money as a cult leader, but had more fun as a follower. He lives to scuba, after all, if you can’t scuba, what is this all about?!? Overall, he’s a pretty normal guy, other than one habit which he has been caught several times and paid dearly.
Job title? Eh. I’d be careful asking questions that are nobody’s business. But really, what does he do here? Qua-something. Qua... Quar... Qua... Qual... Quar... Quabity. Quabity assuance. No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close.
You can follow his blog, but even for the internet...it’s pretty shocking, so read at your own risk.
He only has 9 toes, was in an iron lung, and the only difference between him and a homeless man is this job. He will do whatever it takes to survive. Like he did... when he was a homeless man.
Home:
Near the quarry. You could hang out sometime and throw things down there.
Age:
“30”
Side Job:
Runs a small business out of the trunk of his car
Final Warnings:
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Don’t leave your hashbrowns, toy drives, or valuables out around him
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He’ll stop staring...in a minute
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Watch out for his $3 bil
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Hope he doesn’t pick you Secret Santa. If he does, hope it turns into White Elephant/Nasty Christmas/Yankee Swap
...Just pretend like [you’re still reading this] until the cops leave…
(Note: none of that hints towards the cache location, but rather the character to whom it’s dedicated)