Frasier: “Hello, Ethan. I'm listening.”
Ethan: “Hi, Dr. Crane.”
Frasier: “How old are you?”
Ethan: “I’m thirteen.”
Frasier: “Well, what can I do for you?”
Ethan: “Well, I'm having a lot of problems with the other kids at school. They're always beating me up.”
Frasier: “Why do you think that's so?”
Ethan: “Probably because I'm smart. I have a 160 IQ. I'm in the astronomy club and I hate sports.”
Frasier: “Well, you know, Ethan, the other children are just acting out of jealousy and immaturity. I know it doesn't help much right now, but the day will come in the next few years when you will have the last laugh.”
Ethan: “...That's it?”
Frasier: [surprised] “Yes.”
Ethan: “Frankly, Dr. Crane, I find that advice patronizing, simplistic and, in all candor, uninspired. The real surprise here is that they pay you to dole out this balloon juice.”
Frasier: “Ethan, where are you calling from?”
Ethan: “Home.”
Frasier: “Well, if any of Ethan's classmates are listening, you know where he is, and he can't stay in there forever. Thank you for your call.”
– Frasier
Terrain rating reflects length of hike in full sun: bring lots of water.
Myakka River State Park is one of Florida's oldest and largest state parks popular for hiking, fishing, camping and wildlife observation. If you are going out on the trails, bring plenty of water, bug repellent and sunscreen. Cell phone coverage is unreliable, so a trail map and GPS are highly recommended. Depending on the season, the trails may be wet. To avoid an unpleasant wildlife encounter, watch where you put your hands and feet.
Park Entrance Fees as of January 2018 are:
• Vehicle (2-8 people): $6.00
• Vehicle (1 person): $4.00
• Extra passengers: $2.00
• Motorcycle: $4.00
• Pedestrians & bicyclists: $2.00
Placed with permission of Park Manager Steve Giguere.