BBC reports that the United States has been closely watching this battle between the N.S.A and those nasty Westies.
And in typical Drumpf fashion, he's rushed to judgment and taken sides with the West, completely ignoring the facts presented to him by his Generals.
In recent national polls in the United States, only 5% of the population agrees with his stance on the issue but that won't stop Drumpf from doing what he feels is right.
The global ramifications from his expected actions will be felt all across the globe. Stock prices are already dropping. Grocery store shelves are running dry as Americans stockpile food in preparation. Nuclear fallout drills have begun from sea to shining sea.
****THIS JUST IN****
The United States of America has just sent in a mercenary team of Navy Seals to infiltrate the NSA. This may just be the worst decision that Drumpf has ever made and that is saying a lot.
God Bless America and the rest of the World!
