A rather odd and quirky experience with math and some unique units of measurement you might never have heard of! Happy solving, your journey will take you to Schrier Park, so no night caching when the park is closed!
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North solution key:
0 = 2 Paralegals
1 = 1 Paralyze
2 = 1 Eskimo Pi
3 = Won Ton
4 = 1 Semicolon
5 = 1 Bananosecond
6 = 1 Demijohn
7 = 2 Kilomockingbirds
8 = 1 Literhosen
9 = 1 Microfiche
N 42
Two untruths
Four lawyers
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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter
One millionth of a fish MINUS Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement MINUS Half of a large intestine
[ One thousand grams of wet socks MINUS A half bathroom ] MULTIPLIED BY Four lawyers
West solution key:
0 = 1 Terrabull
1 = 2 Paradigms
2 = 1 Decoration
3 = 1 Centipede
4 = 1 Paradox
5 = 5 Dialogs
6 = 1 Decacards
7 = 1 Knot-furlong
8 = 1 Megahurtz
9 = 1 Hoarsepower
W 085
Basic unit of laryngitis MINUS Ten cards
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour MINUS Ten rations
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One thousand aches
One trillion bulls PLUS Four nickels
Two wharves MULTIPLIED BY Ten millipedes DIVIDED BY Two wharves