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A Man Walks into a Bar

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Hidden : 03/06/2018
2 out of 5
2 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

Spiromania #40

This is a puzzle cache so it is not located at the posed coordinates. Rather it is at VKabcdefghij which is short for UTM: 15T E 4abcde N 49fghij.

  • A geocacher.
  • A geocacher walks into a bar and his dog walked under it.
  • A man walks into the bar and sits by two geocachers, a barfly and a pickpocket.
  • A man stomps into the bar, slurps a whiskey, and guzzles a beer.
  • A pirate with a patch over his eye named Clyde walks into the bar. 
  • After one drink, the man took his change and his leave.
  • Having had a big lunch, the bar didn't seem all that appealing.
  • Slow as molasses on a cucumber, a man slithers into the bar.
  • Suffering from very close veins, a man ambers into the bar and orders a rooster tail.
  • A man walks into the bar, sits alone in the crowd, and has a dry martini.
  • A man swims up to the Tiki bar beside the pool on his cruise ship in the Caribbean. It's blue and has an olive and a lot of alcohol in it.
  • A man walks into the bar with a parrot. Some T5s are fake. The butler did it in the conservatory with the candlestick.

  V) a portmanteau
  K) mixed tenses
  0) onomatopoeis
  1) oxymorons
  2) mixed metaphor
  3) misplaced modifier
  4) non sequitur
  5) malapropisms
  6) zeugma
  7) Oxford comma missing
  8) antecedent unclear
  9) dangling modifier

Enter your answer into the coordinate checker in the form VKabcdefghij, where abcdefghij is a permutation of 0123456789, which makes this cache qualify for the dg-point challenge.

You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude.

Congrats to the first 10 solvers:

1.      Ms Sunshine     Sat, 24 Mar 2018 9:06:50
2.      ctc128  Sat, 24 Mar 2018 15:17:23
3.      pfalstad        Sat, 24 Mar 2018 16:41:13
4.      teamajk Mon, 26 Mar 2018 22:49:36
5.      sparkyfry       Tue, 27 Mar 2018 13:24:19
6.      the Dino-mic Duo        Tue, 27 Mar 2018 16:29:45
7.      mnboyscout      Wed, 28 Mar 2018 15:29:43
8.      salsman Wed, 28 Mar 2018 18:40:01
9.      PackADad        Sat, 31 Mar 2018 10:11:34
10.     Pippin and Merry        Sun, 17 Jun 2018 21:07:44

Additional Hints (No hints available.)