Hello, my name is Pinkie and I'm a Pink Flamingo. I always wanted to be part of Santas team and ChristmasGuy let me join the backup reindeer team. If Santa needs me, I'm ready with my Flamingo buddies to fly to the North Pole, hitch up a sleigh and help get you your Christmas presents.
If you're coming out to see me, bring some bling or take some bling form my neck (Please leave me at least 1 or I might fly away before I get the call). I definitely want to strut my stuff out here.